by PhiltheGeek » Sat Feb 13, 2010 2:10 pm
Having recently joined the local writers' circle, I am occasionally inspired to write petry for the first time in half a lifetime; not that what follows is exactly poetry, but it does catch the events of last night. However it is libellous to Clyde, who was shut out of the bedroom deliberately! You have to be quite old, I suspect, to recognise the song on which it is based, and even older to recognise the pun in the title "Our Gal and the Night Visitors."
Chorus:
Does a tawny owl lose its feathers, on your bedpost overnight?
If it starts ter-wit ter-wooin’ do you holler out in fright?
Can you catch it in your sweater, and urge it to take flight?
Does a tawny owl lose its feathers, on your bedpost overnight?
She said, “I told you so!
Not many months ago,
There were jackdaws
Messing up the sock drawers.
And now you let in owls,
I’ll hide under the towels,
And when you get it out of here, it’ll be my voice that growls:”
Chorus
I struggled manfully,
Our feathered friend to free,
Through open sash
At length it made a dash,
Then I went back to bed,
And our gal to me said,
“I didn’t bank on tawny owls when you asked me to wed:”
Chorus:
And then our mastiff’s paw
Came scratching at the door,
Higher and higher,
He shouted “Where’s the fire?
It’s all right, I am here,
Whenever danger’s near,
You’ll always find a mastiff standing safely in the rear!”
Chorus
Gal said, “The answer’s plain,
Only one course remains,
You had better,
Become a wire netter.
On the roof you must go,
I tell you don’t be slow,
If you let one more bird in here, then I shall want to know:”
Chorus
“I’ll brook no more delay,
Just fix that lum today!
In the bedroom,
There’s not sufficient headroom.
The place just looks a sight!
Covered in soot and (droppings)
Are you going to net the chimney now or wait for a red kite?!”
Chorus:
Does a tawny owl lose its feathers, on your bedpost overnight
If it starts ter-wit ter-wooin’ do you holler out in fright?
Can you catch it in your sweater, and urge it to take flight?
Does a tawny owl lose its feathers, on your bedpost overnight?
Last edited by
PhiltheGeek on Mon Feb 15, 2010 1:42 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Best wishes,
Phil